It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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