He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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