Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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