it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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