it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's never too late to be topless.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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