i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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