From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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