I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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