We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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