This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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