I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
