I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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