Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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