your thong is hanging out like whoa
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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