So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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