Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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