Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
That accounts for only three of the penises
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
