Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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