I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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