a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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