i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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