WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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