Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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