I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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