he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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