Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
NoShamevember. You game?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
