I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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