is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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