Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i drank out of a bidet.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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