Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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