We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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