Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm always down for nudity.
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