Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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