We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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