OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
