**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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