Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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