youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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