He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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