I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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