problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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