Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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