You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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