she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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