got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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