Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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