I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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