i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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