his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
