They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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